23.02.2084
Happy Haven Day!
Today marks the 75th anniversary of the grand opening of the very first of the fallout shelters that would one day be our wonderful Domecities™. Haven Real Estate, which recently joined the Whynet family, have provided these exquisite, clean new homes for us all that evolved into the paradises we know today. Keep an eye out for a statement from our CEO later this evening, and don't forget to thank your local Technician for working so hard to keep things safe!
In celebration, we're offering a 10% discount on all Whynet packages for your bill this month, and a whopping 25% off for new customers! Reading this from a Trial Centre? Why not take the opportunity to have safety and luxury? Take a look at what's on offer.
16.02.2084
An Interpup™ For Real?
We have some exciting news here at Whynet™, coming in the form of an brand new collaboration with NeCo Genetics! I’m sure you’re aware of our mascots, the cute little Interpups™ busy at work keeping Whynet™ at it’s best. With the help of NeCo, they’re coming from the screen and into your arms as a brand new member of the Little Paws™ 2.0 collection! With an improved formula 30% less likely to experience fatal errors* and an boosted lifespan, a pet from Little Paws 2.0 is the perfect companion for the whole family. Why not give your new family member a Whynet™ twist?
Take a look at what NeCo have to offer, and expect news on this fun tie-in in the near future!
*Rates of non-fatal error have not been changed. NeCo is not responsible for bodily or mental harm caused by Little Paws products as a result of improper handling.